Adventures in Modern Botanical Browsing
Remember those days when shopping for herbs meant choosing between basil and oregano at the garden center? Well, times have changed, and now your botanical exploration can be a lot more entertaining, especially in the charming town of Saugatuck.
New Standard Saugatuck has transformed the traditional shopping experience into something that feels more like a combination of a high-end boutique and your most knowledgeable friend’s living room. It’s the kind of place where “getting recommendations” takes on a whole new meaning.
Let’s be honest – shopping for cannabis products can be overwhelming. There are more options than pizza toppings, and unlike pizza, you can’t just order “the usual” without some careful consideration. But fear not! The experience at New Standard is more organized than your grandmother’s recipe box.
Here’s what makes the experience uniquely entertaining:
• The “What’s That?” Moment
Walking in and seeing products with names that sound like rejected superhero aliases. Don’t worry, the staff won’t judge when you giggle at them.
• The Education Station
Where else can you learn about terpenes while potentially making new friends who are equally confused about what terpenes actually are?
• The Decision Paralysis
Standing there trying to choose between products feels like being a kid in a candy store – except you’re an adult in a much more interesting store.
• The Expert Guidance
Staff members who can explain things so well, you’ll wonder if they moonlight as university professors.
The best part? You don’t have to pretend to be a connoisseur. Whether you’re a curious newcomer or a seasoned enthusiast, the vibe is always welcoming. It’s like walking into a coffee shop where everyone’s genuinely happy to see you, minus the caffeine jitters.
Remember when buying fresh herbs meant a quick trip to the grocery store? Now it’s an experience that can include conversations about flavor profiles, effects, and why you suddenly find everything slightly more fascinating than usual.
So next time you’re in Saugatuck and looking for an shopping adventure that’s more exciting than picking out socks, swing by New Standard. Just remember – unlike your regular shopping trips, you might want to plan for some extra time. Not because you’ll get lost, but because you’ll probably end up in fascinating conversations about things you never knew you wanted to know about.
And yes, they have parking. Because they thought of everything. Literally, everything.
